Tuesday 28 November 2006

Introducing... the supreme female!

I am a woman but actually, I don't want you to hear me roar. I'd rather make my point in a whisper. People listen more intently if you speak quietly.

I feel compelled to whisper a few words on the subject of female supremacy. But first, I have to explain what I mean, define my terms. Easier whispered than done.

I believe women are superior. Before I go on, take note I did not say 'superior to men'. Female supremacy does not have to be discussed in terms that exclude men, or that defines men as wholly inferior. Men are exceptionally good at some things. In fact, some men are better than some women at some things: like servitude, and putting women on a pedestal.

However, this blog isn't about male inferiority or how good men are, or should be, at serving the superior female. It's about women, and all the many and varied ways they are superior. If I discuss men, they will generally be used to make a point, or to prove a point.

Don't get me wrong, I love men. I am not a man-hater, or for that matter, a man-eater. Women who say 'all men are bastards' because their latest beau has dumped them, or cried because the last drunken 'I love you,' has been retracted, are a huge disappointment to me. In fact, I would even go so far as to say that I understand men better than women in affairs of the heart. Men proclaim us the dark continent, they struggle to understand us. I agree. Women who are not so good at knowing themselves I have little respect for. These women do not belong in my female supremacist belief system.

However, any woman who knows herself and understands her power, and how to use it, is a force to be reckoned with. The alpha woman, the first, she is the irrequivacal Queen. Her voice isn't loud or obvious. She is the subtle answer, the quiet force. The whisper that is louder than a roar.